…and ready to go. As I was reading through a week’s worth of email, I came across this, the subject line of which made me mistakenly assume it was a solicitation for a campign contribution from a congressional campaign:

Does The Government Have 25K Waiting For You Too?

Turns out the email is from a company that offers software to help you find your own personal piece of federal largesse. The text tells us…

Thousands of people receive FREE MONEY from the US Government every month in the form of government grants.

Imagine what you can do with $25,000, $50,000 or more!

THIS MONEY NEVER HAS TO BE REPAID!!!

Buy a home, invest in real estate, start a business, etc.

Geez, I get the feeling these guys don’t know the half of it…